True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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