We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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