Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i believe in u and ur pee
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
