My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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