i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
that's an acceptable place to lick
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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