I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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