what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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