Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
