All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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