well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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