David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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