So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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