Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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