My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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