think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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