grandma shit on top of the toilet
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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