im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want nice things and good sex
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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