Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Found the puke drawer
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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