Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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