My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Randomize
