YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
