i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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