Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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