i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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