I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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