and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
