Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Enjoy the penises
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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