We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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