Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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