Already got asked if we're dating
Porn is love you can see.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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