dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's blow job season.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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