Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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