It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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