Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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