Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
