Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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