Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just puked most of my soul out..
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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