My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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