office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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