if you like me you must not know who I am
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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