Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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