he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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