i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
