weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Boobs are out for the taking
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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