Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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