just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
