True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
there is glitter all over my balls
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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