no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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