Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We are two peas in an std pod
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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