i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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